My Brits

My British pen pals are peachy,
as normal as could be,
The three of them get along fine,
They're just like you and me.

Kado is the randomer,
her jokes always are funny,
She's gay or straight. what was it, Bi?
A guy in a girl's body.

In truth she is an evil fox,
As clever as could be,
And though her muses may be forced,
She is my wife to be.

She's had a dog sit on her head,
Set a sink on fire,
Threw up then put the hat back on,
and bit by a vampire.

Bexy and I go furthest back,
she is the sweetest peach,
But when shes mad goes "..."
and never lets me preach.

She's got a sexy other side,
Hears groaning in the walls,
She's all Goth and Bullet,
Met Monty and his blue balls.

The founder of our RolePlay,
the center of our fair,
And even though we don't talk much
we know she's always there.

Catay is an idiot,
He laughs and thinks he's funny,
But unaware he has appeal,
Always makes Bexy horny.

He dreams to be a wrestler,
his sister would be me,
He's proud to wear his birthday suit,
And cocky as could be.

Have I mentioned he's an idiot?
We fight like dogs and cats.
A cat napping as I "BARK! BARK!"
His oblivion drives me bats!

Metal head,
Dragon Ball Z,
Battle Royal,
Final Fantasy.
The Elite Alliance,
Viking Rock,
Nightwish,
Wrestlers: Stone Cold, CM Punk

One day I'll go to england,
One day they will come here,
They'll kidnap me and stuff my friends,
Into the chao mobile.

One day there'll be a marriage,
Upon some sunny shore,
We'll tip back, drink, and party late,
In our drunken splendor.

And so this ends in a group hug,
My brits and I, we do,
With many smiles, love, laughter,
And hope to see them soon.

Cheers!



British Returns

Cuppy is a cutie,
She's sweet, pretty and thin.
She has no current boyfriend,
But when she does, god help him!

Chris is a crazy thing,
But she's always nice,
she can draw beyond compare,
and obsessed with Japanese rice.

She loves Rping with us all,
I always count my luck,
To have been told,
When she freaked about Tay's butt

Tay is a hot thing,
Hair flowing and strong,
If he makes more innuendos,
He won't be as long.

Taylor is the only guy,
We both had the same past life,
He is really good around us girls,
because he plays a bi called Strife

Chao is a sweetie,
And always very nice,
Be careful of that hat you wear,
or you'll be in for a surprise.

I met Bex on Neopets,
So far back we go,
Although she still wants revenge,
For when I shoved ice cream up her nose

Taylor may be a shortarse,
But I know he is no coward,
We both enjoy watching MTW,
With Frankie Boyle and Russel Howard

If Bex was an animal,
A bunny she would be,
Because if I stayed over the night,
I may not get much sleep...