Twilight is the smartest; Fluttershy is the sweetest.
Pinkie Pie is funny; Rarity is the neatest.
Applejack is strong, but Rainbow Dash's speed
Can't be matched by anypony, she's always in the lead.
A bunny for your troubles, a Gummy for your do,
an owl for your pedestal, a tortoise just for you,
as Opal bats your face and Winona flocks your sheep,
and Spike writes up your letter before he falls asleep.
The ponies and their friendship, they're coming just for you.
They'll rob you of your dignity and sweeten what you do.
You'll fight and bite and shout, refusing to give in,
till Fluttershy sings her lullaby and gently tucks you in.
Join the herd today.